Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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