ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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