we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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