is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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