He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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