Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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