I am in a vortex of obligation.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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