I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I need to stop coming to work sober
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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