didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
