yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
