I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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