physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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