I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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