My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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