Say something about gay babies.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
