I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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