just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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