New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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