No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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