she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Help. Why am I so naked?
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