i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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