you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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