didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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