I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
please come you make the beer taste better
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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