David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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