Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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