Dual....:-)
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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