i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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