i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
