Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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