fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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