And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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