Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just puked most of my soul out..
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