OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You were trust falling into bushes
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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