I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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