also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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