do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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