There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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