dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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