Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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