I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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