Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I FOUND THE LEGS
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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