Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My vagina just clenched in fear
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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