first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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