So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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