i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
should my penis look like a turkey
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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