I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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