i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm too high and old for this...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
