I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
