No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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