Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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